David (or Chip Wiezenhiener, rather) made me LMAO. I was trying so hard not to LOL so as to save myself from unnecessary trouble. I was clamping my teeth so hard on my bottle to prevent myself from laughing or risk spitting water on the computer. It was way too funny!! I jerked my bottle and ended up with bleeding gums. Ewwy...

J & T: Hello Sir.

D: Hi, I'm a man.

J &T: You're a man?

D: No, I'm a woman.

J & T: You're a woman.

D: I'm a girl.

Hey Dale! It's Chip

Hey, Chip

Hey! I just wanted to see if the phone worked.